You’re not the first person I’ve seen make that mistake, but as an old person I am astonished that people don’t know that’s a cover. When that song came out it was so different from anything else they’d released you’d have to know they didn’t write it, there was no REM lyric close to “you don’t really love that guy…

Blue crab salsa? What is wrong with the east coast?

Re this “lack of division rivals” thing for the A’s, most A’s fans I know really hate the Angels. But Angels fans, like everyone else, just feel sorry for us, they don’t bother to hate us back. We booed Ichiro every at-bat for years without reason - zero results from Mariners fans.

No one’s even made any new friends!

Patrick is a cycling fan.

If you can get Ron Washington to work with your infielders you’ll be fine. Semien still makes throwing errors but not like in 2015.

If only we could go back to the days when we didn’t even try to measure defensive skill and could instead rely on official scorers to tell us.

Jon and Tyrion are the golden boys, women should be murdered, sounds like the show to me!

Letting armies die to own the libs.

For me they work, because I’ll wear them. I can’t deal with the one that covers your whole upper teeth.

I like this kind, they don’t cover your front teeth which makes it easier to breathe:

From what my dentist said, I don’t think the grind to the nub is the problem, I think it’s more the cracks in the teeth (or crowns) that lead to more decay and root canals.

Who is we?

should be banned for inaccuracy.

and that’s a problem?

“unwittingly joined the second-best recruiting class in the nation” is fucking hilarious.

And you know how Michelle Obama is an expert on the Brady Bunch? Because when she was a kid, that was what was on in reruns every day. This is what people like.

You can watch the Times’ We building upon itself. They’ll make an assertion that “we” thought Mary J. Blige / Method Man You’re All I Need was the song of the summer, then cite that as a fact in subsequent years. Wesley Morris’ opinion that “we” didn’t care about the molestation charge will now become a hardened fact.

Old Mad Magazine:

Those Nordic Ware bitelet pans are a bitch to get your food out of, even with insane amounts of cooking spray, and a bitch to clean. You will resent your adorable cakelets.