That hair should not be allowed to rejoin society. 

Thank you. Get the vasectomy and wash your whole head.

It’s starting to feel like celebrities are auditioning for a new micheal bay version of the Fantasia scene with the centaurs where it’s all “Pair Up!” I’d watch live action Fantasia, is that what I’m doing? 

She does makeup. Of course young women/teens are into it. It’s makeup. Jeez. Youth is still just like it always has been. Not every single teen back in “the good old days” was into the Sex Pistols. In fact, l’d say a larger percentage of them weren’t. They still like fashion (different styles! shocking!) and music…

LONG story, but I’m bored at work.

It’s good for my mom that she’s so honest and genuine. Because every time they call us there’s five seconds where she thinks she’s hung up but hasn’t yet where she inevitably recaps the call to my father, “It was so nice to hear from them! I’m excited for his new promotion. It sounds like his family is doing well...”…

The amazing part about this season is watching terrible At Bats at the beginning of the season and the horror show that was Melvin’s handling of the bullpen. As the months ticked by the bullpen guys found their roles and the hitters were much, much more patient. The work ABs in first two times through the batting…

The Brewers could use a player like him right now. Wait....d’oh!!

It should be noted that there were two outs at the time, and two strikes on Davis. Everyone was thinking, Well, can’t win them all....

Explain Blake Trienen striking out the side on the bottom of the ninth. 

When starting the year with the lowest payroll in baseball and nearly zero expectations, one would normally consider an ALDS appearance to be quite the accomplishment.

Also very cute: Superstore, The Good Place, and the unfortunately titled and gone-too-soon Selfie with John Cho and Karen Gillan. John Cho needs to be cast as romantic lead again pronto.

And Younger! No one really watches it but the rom-com aspect on that show is sooo good. Especially since an episode that aired yesterday was so dreamy and swoonworthy, I need to discuss it haha.

To be fair, though, Hearst was literally kidnapped and tortured for almost a year. No psyche could stand up to that. It’s not like she was walking down the street and thought man, I’m bored, guess I’ll join a group of delusional psychos!

Maybe I’m just old but I thought “two-way” meant “also plays defense.” No way could he have guarded the behemoths of the 90s.

Don’t forget Mila and Natalie had that Black Swan thing.

I love this show so much and don’t understand why it hasn’t been getting any attention. What, nobody’s into a modern Borgias? It’s so well-made and the writing is brilliant.

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She let bees into the house.