Ruslana and Verka will never not be my favorite entries to the Eurovision contest. Though, I will give half points to the Vampire lad with the burning Piano/Coffin/Ladder.

I think that what makes Eurovison fun is that it’s campy and a “little” strange, but I feel like an Americavision would be too serious, it would be American Idol. Basically Eurovison is The Mummy with Brendan Fraser and an Americavision would be The Mummy with Tom Cruise.

Please clarify: the offending illustrations are on the feet of this Cleveland pitcher???

FAKE SCIENCE!

*all* true and rightful patriots
know that all pregnancies are governed & controlled by your local stork.

EXCUSE ME, WHERE THE FUCK IS SERIAL MOM ON THIS LIST

Fox Force Five!

“See guys? Not so easy keeping two sets of books,” -Bernie Madoff.

Probably just should have used the japanese translation and referred to him as Shiba Inu.

Well at least we can acknowledge that those men are racist, For BM is only a “ preference “ or happenstance and how dare you say otherwise“

I’m very curious to see if she can hold on to that through her growth spurts.

That is just absurd.

I want to live in a universe where Ben Whishaw and Tobias Menzies are in all the movies.

Fuck off.

This literally made me laugh out loud. Thanks for that.

*jerking-off motion*

Even better if only Buster noticed it and couldn’t understand why everyone else couldn’t tell something was different.

as a matter of fact I WILL

More Buster, less Tobias, is what I say! Tony Hale rocks.

Hopefully I’m wrong and I’m certainly in the minority on this, but I can’t shake the feeling this is another “mystery box” show where there’s no clear end in mind and the eventual resolution is going to end up being very disappointing (much like “Lost”)

“My wife hates crisp edges on fried eggs...”