On the other hand, SYTYCD alums with competitive ballroom experience get to be DWTS pros.

On one hand, having an all athlete season sort of makes sense, since they seem to perform better, on average than randos. On the other hand, Harding and Rippon are so clearly going to beat everyone else.

Wow. That is some A+, prime, gold-plated snark like I have never seen around these parts. Kudos.

Ginger Beer is no less a basic ingredient than Coca-Cola.

I worked at NBC “back in the day” and I know two of the women who contributed to this story and let me just say... yup.

This is like the West Coast “Grindin.”

The real enemy here is the wood. Cover that shit up with vinyl siding pronto.

Burneko is a lucky bastard born without sinuses, as best I can infer from lack of pollen on this list.

After one of my friends was stung/bitten by a carpenter bee in the late ‘90s, we spent the better part of that summer smacking those fuckers to hell with this artifact from MLB’s Steroid Era. I can still hear the “PING!”

This is the just the sort of interspecies erotica I look for when visiting the comment section of any website but I seem to only find it here on Deadspin.

Ughghgh to this. The dumbest, most obviously debunked conspiracy theory of all time that makes me want to pull my hair out.

I don’t think Shania has been around...people for a long time. It’s easy for me to see her cloistered view mistaking Trump for just as another thing white US country fans like that she should pretend to like. As though the woman didn’t live as wife-swapping pampered recluse in a Swiss castle for most of her adult life.

The gays and gay-adjacents are in deep denial about most country queens we stan. We desperately want to believe that sequins and fringe are incompatible with racism. Thankfully Kacey will never let us down!

dark chocolate is the chocolate you eat when you’re too old to love candy

The frozen gyoza potstickers need to be about 214 spots higher on the list. Their frozen rice is also really tasty.

I really believe that he’s a better interviewer in character than as himself. In character, Colbert was able to go after and skewer people, and it was OK because everyone was mostly in on the joke. I don’t feel like he’s ever really settled in as a straight-laced interviewer on the Late Show. The interviews lack focus…

I would also like Larry Wilmore back! His show was kind of a train wreck, production-wise, but he was so cool and funny.

Fallon did just have a great segment with Cardi B last week–oh wait, that was because his other guest did most of the interviewing.