I mean, what’s the thought here? On a really slow day a guy won with a time he’s proven he’s capable of running. If he’d broken a record, or smashed a PR to come out of nowhere ok but....this passes the sniff test I think.

Between the abortion money and the paid protester money, the snowflakes are gonna rake it in this year.

He made a guest appearance on Riverdale (why I still watch this show, I don’t know). When he appeared on screen, it broke me. I couldn’t stop laughing for 30 minutes, broken up by bursts of wheezing “Andy Cohen,” before lapsing into laughter again. It was just so clearly obvious that he needed a way to boost his name…

Can’t tell if you’re kidding or not. Scab as a term for a strikebreaker is centuries old.

There was a pretty sizable reply-allpocalypse about two weeks before I started with my company, but when my email account had already been created. When I logged in for the first time, I had roughly 1,300 messages waiting for me. After the initial deluge, people started with the jokes, broadcasts about happy hours in…

Please stop replaying all.

It’s not like he woke up one morning and found out Mary Louise Parker was secretly a serial killer or a child trafficker. It’s not even like he realized he couldn’t stay in the relationship anymore and quietly exited it. He started banging Claire Danes.

Someone needs to drive Alex Parenne to the god damned voting station this time.

Weirdly, I was just thinking about the lyrics of Silent Night, and how they use the phrase “tender and mild” to describe the infant. Those are words you use to describe a cut of meat, not your baby. Then I looked up the song, and discovered it was composed during a blizzard when the villagers were stranded and…

This is what people are talking about when they say you’re stuck in a bubble. How are you supposed to relate to baby eating audiences in middle America who just want to know about spells without all the politics?

I responded before reading your comment but I also was preaching the good word of Vintage Flip. I haven’t seen any new episodes added to the HGTV app but I’m hopeful since you said it’s still on!

You know, being a royal wife/marrying into the royal family is a very specific thing to do. It’s a full-time job where people are watching you all the time, so you’d have to really really want it. As much as a lot of young girls talked about marrying Harry, probably the actual number who’d want to go around waving and…

WELL. I bawt these plaaaaayyynes, and then I filled them with Ramona pinot grijjio, becaws I don’t drink other people’s woooiiiiines, and then I, ya know, got a little botox in my arrrrrm pits, becaws - this is so embarrassing - I SWEAT a lot thair, ya know? And then I just like, bawt a new bathing suit and got a…

It’s not so much the “designer” part that feels a bit insulting, it’s what’s implied by the misidentification. Replace it with “novelist”, “principal dancer”, “Tony-winner” or whatever and it’s still like ... That’s not really what she does? And we should know that?

“one of the greatest living artists” would have been more suitable. (and yes, Supreme branding is a total Barbara Kruger rip off)

Your dry t-shirt contest promotion sounds awesome.

They are the same, except in all the ways they aren’t, which is all of them.

WordUpThome: GUYS THIS IS JI WordUpThome: JIM THOME. WordUpThome: RACISM IS BAD.

I’m sure you’re an otherwise wonderful human being, but this take makes you a goddamn monster and a war criminal.