Did neither of you think to ask Alexa how tall Barbara Bush is?

Am I the only one who thinks that all those tiers of tulle might have been deliberately engineered to conceal a pregnancy she’s not quite ready to go public with?

“I looked around the room and everyone had their heads down. And I said no.”

I don’t think that’s necessarily true. I’m sure there is research on this. Adolescents (and pre-adolescents) are incredibly impulsive. In some cases, for sure, a suicidal person will find a way. But having easy access to a gun makes it so easy to act at the height of emotion, whereas someone who had to make a plan and…

I hate guns - fuck guns, don’t own guns - but teaching this girl about gun safety would not have prevented this. She was trying to harm herself. It wasn’t an accident.

Goddammit, lock that shit up in a gun safe and the bullets some place else.

“But, but, but...it’s not the gun’s fault. If a person wants to kill themselves they’ll find a way to do it.”

Also, fuck you people who espouse that logic.

I can’t knock Lilo because I definitely started speaking with a weird British affect for a day or two after I binged the first two seasons of Skins.

I had no idea Wes Welker read Deadspin!

Lady: I’d like to order 27 cheeseburgers

Looking at the headgear of all these drunk women, all I can think is “fascinating.”

Isn’t he a little old for this crew?

I could see her swiping Zayne from GiGi.

Their shipping name would be “Drift.” And any time you want to talk about them you say, “Did/Do you catch my Drift?”

She’s so adorable.

That’s just mean, Mrs. Nolan.

I didn’t think I could hate Thiel more than I already did. You proved me wrong.

Signed - A Midwest software dev.

You’re telling me. Pictures of a monitor?

Okay, cool. The treatment of women and minorities in fiction is not worth talking about and is never emblematic of larger issues in the real world. Art should never be scrutinized for what it might tell us about the world we live in.

“I consider myself to be more respectful to women than the average guy”