I realize that this is a very Deadspin-y comment, but maybe the fact I just flipped from the Chelsea/Southampton game to the Seahawks/Saints and was greeted by a long commercial break, a 30 second highlight replay (!), and another long commercial break might have something to do with it all.

Another reason not to watch the NFL, overtime dumbfuckery like icing the kicker on the 12 and it actually working.

I do not believe for one millisecond that people have stopped watching football because of the protests.

I was going to let The Addams Family Values slander pass, but then in the same column you call Ghostbusters 2 “a perfectly respectable sequel”? Insanity. The Addams Family Values is The Godfather Part II of TV to movie adaptations.

But wouldn’t refusing to watch the NFL also mean you’re a pinko commie libtard? Isn’t Rocco from Utica contributing to the pussification of America by not watching grown men smash their heads together while eating Slim Jims and slamming the Dew?

OK, that’s weird. I literally just finished I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House and I can’t imagine watching this thing late at night. It’s unsettling and very Shirley Jackson and creepy.

This article takes the wrong stance. The correct stance is fuck Smash Mouth. They have bad opinions, music.

It’s not that soccer is special. This is how the British speak, so British sports coverage will use this convention. Obviously, the only British sport anyone cares about is soccer, so people have erroneously decided that this is unique for soccer, when in reality they’re just using British grammar and sounding…

This shit is what keeps women out of politics, the baggage of every single male ever in their life. Hillary is going to shatter that too, I hope.

After watching that documentary on him, I’m sure in some way that shitbird is pleased with the attention. If I have to endure his self-righteous shouting on CNN tonight I will lose it.

No, fuck YOU. It is not Huma’s fault. Why don’t you go woman-blame yourself off a tall building.

“Surely if I was really what they say I was, some kind of hater, there’d be evidence of actions somewhere.”

I hate those beards. They don’t make men look like rugged lumberjacks, they make them look like anti-social conspiracy theory lunatics who have been living in the woods without electricity or a mirror, and who have just stumbled out into the real world after 6 months off their meds.

Yeah, I think we were all supposed to miss that.

Then there’s his anti-Semitic “traditional” Catholic church, located behind locked gates (not recognized by the LA Archdiocese). And his holocaust-denier Dad.

He has a movie coming out, right? So this is his sad attempt to clean up his image? Two seconds of googling reveals this guy has always been a nasty psycho, even when he was young. I wouldn’t pay a penny to see him in anything, nor would I pay to see anything he directed (I might pirate it, tho.)

He has no one to blame but himself.

Aggie’s gonna Aggie.

She is from Texas A&M.