Now this is a motherfucking president.

It was a gorgeous color and her lip color perfectly popped with it. And this is also what my husband said when I texted him this photo and this is why I married him.

Man, it all makes sense now! I used my birth year as part of my online handle for years, and I never knew why everyone was either laughing or hitting on me until now! The things you learn on here, I tell you, never ceases to amaze. Sex number. Well I’ll be danged! 

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

The show was on two days ago. It’s not fair to expect everyone to embargo because you haven’t seen it.

Well, the fact that KC fans dress like this in 2016 should tell you something.

Agreed: Let’s table the discussion on the offensive representations of people that have been the subject of genocide for the foreseeable future.

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

I’m the ultimate Joan Rivers fan, and I know Joan loved Melissa very much, but Melissa was a drag on Joan’s career. I had to stop following Joan on social media because Melissa was always getting Joan to promote her crappy projects on Joan’s SM feed. So annoying.

When you say the last 100 pages, do you mean the twist that happens in the middle of the book? Or are you talking about something different? Because the twist in the middle of the book made me fall off my bed, literally! I don’t want to be too explicit as I don’t want to spoil the story for people who haven’t read it.

Park and Cronenberg should get together to make a film, it will be the most disgusting, wonderful, artful, magnificent, suspenseful film ever created.

Oh my gosh, it’s based on that book!! So two things.

I think nearly everyone is excited though, right? I’m a Phillies fan and am so excited to see the cubs lose! Everyone I know is happy they won.

I think he’s one of the sexiest actors out there, I find him completely magnetic on screen.

She’s married to an actual billionaire, which much sting Donnie Deadbeat.

Jake is cute as hell, maybe not...sexy....but pretty damn adorable if you ask me (which you did not).

Man, Curt Schilling’s Facebook Lock of the Week is KILLING it.

Everyone at their table:

Nobody puts brain guy in the corner.

A really hot guy I worked with in the 80s would grab women by the back of the neck and force their faces into his crotch. In public. In crowds. He did this to me in a bar, surrounded by co-workers. People LAUGHED. No one said a word about it to me. I even told myself I must have been cute enough or fun enough to…