If Leo has a tongue like that, it explains a lot...

My husband let my daughter and son watch Christmas Vacation last year. I want to be mad, but I just laugh when my daughter shouts about “the shitter being full”.

OK so I’m on holiday in provence at the mo. And when I asked what rose they had at the bar/restaurant the waitress said we have a rose from collobrieres (the village we’re in) or . . . (and I sensed a hesitation. . . An attitude? ) chateau miraval. And I thought fuck that. I ain’t having no divorce wine .... but also…

from Laineygossip -- he ‘allegedly’ ‘damaged’ the interior of the plane. apparently. also, tried to escape on the fuel truck while hella wasted.

When really we are seeing that old hippies are sexist. Seriously, the far left has never been a huge proponent of women’s rights. They may love the environment and be anti-war, but the women still cook, clean and raise the babies on the commune....

Sure, but had Nader voters not been dumbfucks...

That means “I want Trump to win but I won’t own up to that terrible opinion. I’m too good for this shit!”

i’m even a sucker for some good tummy hair. goddamn. it’s so masculine ooooof.

He married a Leftover, per the gossip mags.

It is unfair that one person has so much brow when people like me have none.

From there to here, from here to there, funny things ARE everywhere.

If you think Brad and Angelina were fighting over Marion Cotillard, turn to page 32. If you think Brad and Angelina were fighting over moving to Syria, turn to page 45.

I’m not going to lie: AfterEllen had been shit for a few years, since the departure of Sarah Warn basically and them being bought by Logo. It was only recaps of tv shows with lesbian “subtext” (such as Rizzoli and Isles) and articles about sexual fluidity as if all lesbians are suddenly fluid and attracted to men.…

But like L.A. Confidential is really, REALLY good.

I was catching up on Dynasty on YouTube before they took most of the episodes down. The whole cast was...something, lol. The clothes she’s wearing in that gif makes me wanna do drag.

Run Nastia! Ruuuun!!!!!!!

Such a cutie

The Armenian Genocide has nothing to do with Palestine.

I like that the dude who played Suge in Straight Outta Compton reprises his role here. This dude is like Kurt Russell doing Elvis.