Unless, of course, he misled others with information, in order to increase his own odds...

Right. The cash is yours, because I am an idiot, and you are a thief.

And Dogma, can’t forget Dogma. He and Matt Damon make that movie.

Wow @ this libelous headline. I am 23 and certainly not a teen but yes you’re welcome for keeping you young and hip.

“To Fred Smoot: The greatest two way player in the league”

I would give the Ryan boys a podcast in a heartbeat.

Oh, I know, and I was linking it back to a Jez post from last week that referenced a Slack argument about whether kissing during intercourse is vanilla or not.

“Oh, shit! There’s an Idiot on the Field...Wait, is that his cell phone number? Let’s call it!

Hella is distinctly Bay Area. If you grew up there, you would say it hella often.

Hella : NorCal :: Innit : England

I will bet money that he’ll be the first to go home. Not only is he objectively the worst dance but I don’t think he has enough of a fanbase in the viewership of this show to sustain him past next week

I go to Bowdoin and I work on the student newspaper, and I’m honestly so fucking tired of journalists like Lionel Shriver completely mis-reporting the facts of the tequila party. There was a decently complex lead-up to the tequila party that led to the students being so roundly punished, which obviously she totally…

I like your list, though I’d go with Michelangelo O’Legnalehcim, just for the symmetry you understand.

You know, even the worst gambler knows when to quit doubling down.

Al was a curmudgeon in that he wanted it done his way. For most of his life, that was the best way.

Like, if it was two hot movie star guys who inexplicably both decided that A list actresses/top of the line hookers were boring and what they really wanted was a chubby 44 year old and just BEGGED me, okay. But that’s about the only scenario.

I too, wish of this.

You deserve this for wearing a Mets shirt to work.

I think any criticism is probably mild and restricted to saying something like there are more artful ways to handle what appear to be good intentions.