In E-Mail Chains, Chaos

“I’m not going to sit there and count. Especially all the times I said he could put the head in, then take it out, does that count? Because I used to be so good for that, I was the queen of that.”

I know many former service men and women who would respect what he’s doing. Just because you serve your country doesn’t mean you go in for all that sensationalized and superficial patriotism.

Well this just made my birthday list. Thnx!

I have the amazing luck to be friends with a Smashbox counter manager- oh the things we do!

it is very much not a joke and it is honestly rude of you to assume so

I was going to say an overweight Robert Redford impersonator with a shitty wig.

My Zouks crush is problematic for me in that I actually compare real-life men to him.

Ottowa! Ottowa! Otto-wanna-go-to-bed!

When Bobby Bottleservice does the “Ghost Hunters” send-up, it was comedy gold.

You’re not alone.

Thank you for making my morning! I just adore Nick and Jenny. I have missed them so much. This is perfect. I must say that heavily bearded Nick Kroll is kind doing it for me.

YAAASSS!!!!

FWIW I think Kroll’s skit “Wheels of Ontario” did a better job of skewering the “inspirational” disability drama.

This actually looks pretty funny.

Why do you think it’s allowed to use the prefix USS? Only commissioned ships can do that.

But it kind of is. It is allowed to use the U.S. name, official marks, and “represent the country.” The U.S. government certainly has a hand in sanctioning it and its role in international competitions. The Amateur Sports Act lends government recognition to the USSF, so it’s really not the same as when ESPN fires curt…

It has US right in the name, so it must be!

Neil deGrasse Clavin.

Whatever, you Pluto killing bastard.