National Enquirer every week!

Jennifer Aniston must be so relieved that baby moved into Miley’s U.T.E.R.U.S. The little squatter’s been avoiding eviction for a couple of decades now.

umm she’s totes talked openly about their relationship with Terri Gross MONTHS ago: http://www.npr.org/2016/03/10/469…

Rearranging the letters on Vin Diesel’s trailer to say Sin Devil to spooOOOOook him out (he takes the leftover e and makes a little devil head out of it).

MCV has been on cable a lot lately and I respect the hell outta you for referencing it in this week’s crossword...

Oscar Isaac will probably be nominated because he won the Golden Globe for this role, Bryan Cranston will probably be nominated because is Bryan Cranston, Timothy Hutton for American Crime because critics seem to like it, Cuba Gooding Jr because American Crime Story was amazing even if he was a weak link, and Courtney…

Ok....

Damn straight. Anybody who mocks these people, remember: there’s something in your life that makes you vulnerable. Maybe you wouldn’t fall for this, but there’s something. Millions believed in Bernie Madoff.

i hope they fell hard for each other, had a discussion about the media because it’s something real and how to keep their privacy, and then instead were like lol what if we just fuck w them.

And yet I still don’t know who she is.

Oh thank god, another dude show.

I just rewatched it the other day and I still love it so much. Peak Damon. Peak Everyone.

Sean Avery is fucking prick, and needs to catch far more heat than he is.

I can’t understand if he hated her or...is just really really stupid? I had my wedding canceled and that was humiliating and painful enough, I can’t imagine having everything published. Both Nick Young and the other woman (if reports are true) are being really heartless here. I feel bad for Iggy.

the yacht (which is named Fountainhead, yikes)

I greatly enjoy your theories

Sneaking around in a relationship is so. Fucking. Exhausting.

Side note: With my first pregnancy I was shouting it from the rooftops at 8 weeks, only to hear no heartbeart at 12 weeks, so there may be some sort of unintentional superstition at play.

Adichie is really great and smart and this conversation she did with Zadie Smith is fantastic and charming as hell:

Regarding water, California would plow straight through Oregon and Washington, claiming all that sweet Pacific Northwest water. We’d also overrun Nevada and Arizona within a week, taking control of Hoover Dam and the Colorado River. The rest of the West would fall in a month, giving us a huge buffer zone while…