Basically how long a trip to pf changs with my mom lasts.

If I had to do SF-Portland with my mom, I’d kill her somewhere around Redding and dump her body somewhere between Medford and Grant’s Ass.

Your first Botox shot Kendra?

But there's a difference between not causing harm and actually having a benefit. And frankly, there are a lot of weird claims about marijuana/THC, et al.

Educating Berkeley senior citizens about cannabis is not quite the uphill battle that this article makes it out to be.

Did you get close enough to smell any of them? I’m especially imterested to know how Andy smells.

I call the act of liking a song you had no intentions of liking “being Timberlaked” because the radio has tricked me into liking every Justin Timberlake song I own through airplay repetition.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who has had the Bin Laden song stuck in my head for days.

I’m always surprised more people don’t go by themselves. It’s wonderful, especially if you can sneak away during a weekday. It’s like having a private screening room.

You’re so right about whoever decides how much screen time Samburg gets. I like him, but I was nervous, because 22 minutes of that frenetic screaming energy he has seemed like waaaaay too much. But I’ve never ever come out of an episode thinking “that was too much Andy”. It’s a really really good mix.

I'm so glad the movie is good or at least Joanna said the movie is good therefore it probably is good. I love these guys and they are charming on Snapchat which is enough for me to root for their success.

Best show on television (other than maybe Veep). Mike Schur is a genius, Andre Braugher is doing something strange and wonderful, and someone there knows exactly how much Samberg to put on screen before he gets annoying. Plus, the most diverse cast on TV. So good.

Oh, it was good. Like, season one dinner party in Beverly Hills with the medium good.

I recently had the horrible realization that I like Pillowtalk and was so ashamed. I feel better now.

It makes no sense. Enemies? Allies? Paradise? Who wants to think of sex as a war zone?

I agree with you in general - but I kind of feel like you’re comparing apples and oranges.

Since that artwork continues so far down his body, I’m assuming he has “Hey!” on one buttock and “Hey!” on the other.

Good point. If only he also gave himself options for the “Kerry Wood, Hall of Fame Class of 2022" tattoo on his left arm he got a decade ago,

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