Not a single story about Jennifer Aniston being pregnant? I don't know what to feel right now

• Ben Affleck might be seeing Christine Ouzounian again.

Congratulations, Sinead O’Rebellion. What an amazing prediction that was yours, belonged to you, and you owned it, and what it is, too.

In Amy Schumer I Trust.

I took my daughter to a menstruation awareness day event this weekend (because I’m that kind of mom) and then our boyfriend Daveed posted this:

It’s like how upset he was that he couldn’t get Cillian Murphy for his film Once. (Actually much better for that IMO because, much as I love me some Cillian Murphy, the chemistry between that real life couple falling in love MADE that film). Sounds to me like he’s a dickhead with delusions of grandeur and your…

Yeah. Apparently, they didn't start dating until she was 18 yrs old but, as you say, ick. He met her because he was friends with her father?! I just threw up in my mouth a little.

I guess I’ve been caught! And I would have gotten away with it, too if it weren’t for you meddling trolls!

So, she totally rebuffed his flirting and he’s taking his hurt fee-fees to the media, right?

lol my mom got me into the Bachelor! she now pretends to know nothing about that, even though I know she secretly cares deep down inside.

Chad actually said this on the air last night.

I get it, but one of the guys literally leaps up and pumps his fist like he just won the Super Bowl for rhyming Jo Jo and go.

This was all I could think of when I saw the header image of Chad.

#yesallchads

OMG. I can’t wait until Chad returns to Paradise to rehab his image

Why do I get the feeling you’re one of those Nice Guys™ women never go for?

How do these guys live with themselves after being on TV, showing how hyped up they were about that JoJo song?

No snark here: The fact that ‘Recommended Stories’ shows 18 [EIGHTEEN] articles is a magnificent tribute to Deadspin. Good work.

“Someone defended the person in the article. I’m going to pretend they’re the person. Huh-huh.” Let’s retire this joke please.

YOU ALL GOT YOUR GD DIRT BAG