Sock height longer than inseam or GTFO.

Those aren’t short shorts.

These short shorts are middle shorts.

I was thinking we were going to see short shorts:

Short shorts you say?

More, this time from the 70's.

“Those shorts are not remotely short.”

Those are not short basketball shorts. These are short basketball shorts.

I generally agree, but why would the Portland fans be bewildered by Blazers players getting caught with weed? (Sorry, just being a little snarky re: perceived misuse of “bemuse.”)

You make it sound like the only reason these teams got a bad rep was because of weed.

Rasheed’s late career face-turn was particularly enjoyable for its organic nature: he gradually mellowed out, while fans grew to appreciate a wily —and always entertaining— veteran.

Come on now... The Blazers’ highest high was winning the 1977 championship with Big Red. Still the youngest team to ever win a title. Making the 89 and 91 finals was fun too. Rip City!

THANK YOU

Ugh, anything in the “Not one of those girls” genre can fuck off and die in a fire.

I tried to but was unable to computer. Thanks!

Bullshit. I remember back in the day. We were down 34-10 at the half on a cold rainy November night. We were beaten, demoralized. Suddenly the color guard marched onto the field. The conditions were brutal, the wind was blowing something fierce. Yet they waved that flag. “Wave that flag girl” I said as she struggled…

#notallcigars

I don’t. He seems like a total douche. Of course, I'm an old, and with each passing year, more and more people piss me off.

What? Lots of cigar stores have wooden statues out front.

Hopefully he’ll get back to the kitchen and make us some waffle balls, I’m hungry...