was she a judge?

“People from places like Oregon”

I’m going to go with that thing Canadians do where they glide a rock with a handle on it down the ice and people sweep up around it to land on a target in the ice. Those Canadians are maybe too chill for my taste.

who tf called it a push-up bra instead of cup stacking

As a female sports fan, I have to say the Jezebel staff is crushing today’s experiment.

You see this is what happens when Tom Friedman asks a random cabbie what the chillest sport is. 15 years ago he wrote a similar Magic: The Gathering column.

No human being would stack cups like that.

Meh. Otters were there first

I prefer hanging motionless from the monkey bars.

I knew a kid in college who was a former Cup Stacking champion and when he would get drunk he would try and stack solo cups, fuck up, and then moan that they “weren’t regulation”.

This is the type of ground-breaking reporting that has been sorely lacking from this site for some time.

I feel like this is all an elaborate ruse set up by my boyfriend to somehow get me interested in putting the dishes away.

I know this isn’t a contest between Jezebel and Deadspin, but...you all are winning.

Bidi Bidi Bom Bom is the pump-up song for all activities in life.

Very beauty pageant, much glamour.

No. You will not take our Bobby for your own. NO.

“Like the semi-sash look, work on it.”

This post is a slam dunk IMO

This post is on fire, figuratively.