Being Jewish, I would never step into any train car that was designated special for me. Call it instinct, but NOPE!

@Erykah Badoula: Why Not both?

trivia: I am acquainted with Bert Convey’s daughter-in-law, who will waste no time before letting you know that she is the daughter-in-law of the late Bert Convey.

uhhhhhhhhh.....with Samwise? Holy crap....lucky.

Tim Tebow would bottom for Jesus. That’s the most Republican you can ever really get

I mean... in this shitstorm, what’s another sideshow?

When he’s not watching film, dreaming of the Rapture or repressing naughty thoughts about Jake Gyllenhaal, this is all that’s going on inside that dumb, pretty head of his.

Peyton Manning’s corpse was pretty good for almost 3 seasons in Denver though. The real indictment of Tebow is being worse than the Sanchize.

I mean you would have to have a messiah complex to look at this political system heading down the toilet and think: “I bet that I could fix this... you know... with God’s help and all. Jesus be my campaign manager; I have a country to save!”

“But when there was only one set of footprints across the turf, Lord? Where were you?”

Tebow after signing every bill, making every speech, every pre speech, every meal, before he goes to bed, and every Sunday:

I imagined it, I’d rather be Jesse Palmer.

Oh, my gosh, I loved Tattle Tales! Way, far back in the day, Bert Convey was on my Free List. Probably still would be if he wasn’t dead.

Yup. Derailment. Continues to happen on every post on Jezebel about race and it’s unbelievably frustrating.

I’m just glad they haven’t said anything about me double booking Quicken Loans Arena for a re-enactment of the end of Inglorious Basterds on the night of the keynote address.

“the minuscule amount of time between breaking up and getting back together”

The Progressive Boink piece detailing the backstory of each person in that gif is- and I say this without the slightest hint of hyperbole- one of the greatest things ever written in the English language, surpassed only by the utterly mind-blowing Tim Tebow CFL Chronicles (and maybe some Shakespeare or some shit, I…

The big guy saying “fuck you” is the greatest.