Not gonna lie, it’s still my go-to subway game—-I like to have a mindless activity while I listen to my podcasts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

I don’t really get this cause I was taught never to pluck from the top and have always gone from the bottom up.

She reminded me that I need to see a brow specialist though cause I don’t think I’m doing mine the right shape anyways

I love folks’ kidscreennames here.

Anyone who has ever parented or cared for a child... knows those days. And knows parking lots. I was with my best friend and it was the strictest I’ve ever seen her with her kids because of how dangerous it can be. Anything could happen and it could happen fast. Drag that kid to the car if you have to.

I thought she rocked this shade of blonde. Don’t know why she didn’t stick with it:

So can Star. That pissed me off.

I really think Kim is fairly attached to her children and might even be a decent mom. I just don’t think they all sleep in the same hotel room.

I know right? Sometimes kids have meltdowns, sometimes they attempt to fling their angry little bodies into traffic, and sometimes you have to grab them so they don’t run blindly into other people/scream forever in the store/kill themselves. Whatcha gonna do? Little kids are dumb and/or insane.

Not directly connected, but I am SO upset. Yesterday I saw a Cosmopolitan at the store that had dirty Star Wars jokes on the cover - “Awaken Your Force” and “Light His Saber”. I almost bought it, went home, looked it up and leafed through a PDF for forever until finally finding the article those jokes were pointing…

I thought the bleached blonde hair was a wig but now it’s braided and I thought she was braiding her hair to keep it healthy but now she’s bleaching it gahhhh I CANT KEEP UP

This Double Creature is the only good thing to come out of Ohio this week.

The question did come after a question about executive orders more generally (at least in reporting, I don’t know if they randomized the order), but the fact remains that all the other candidates got massively smaller percentages than Trump did.

Yeah, it’s all about states’ rights.

I agree that a lot of poll questions are deceptively worded, but come on, by the time your eye landed on the word “slaves,” you would have been paying attention to just what was being asked.

Eh. I mean, you’re right, that likely would be many voters’ reasoning for why they answered the way they did. And maybe this is me lacking “nuance,” but...

Yeah but it’s just a one off and we already know Connie is a goddess.

Literally dead

@Mike Birbiglia :That would have to go to Amy Pascal, right?

and Caila would be a great actress.