I find him less than exciting and intelligent - but his way with kids makes ME want to marry him with two dead ovaries. Jeebus.

OMG the MESNICK (not Pavelka). god I hope we get to see another one of those.

omg jojo’s mom

NO MENTION OF JOJO’S HOT BROTHER?! I didn’t notice her mom drinking from the bottle last night, man this family is the best.

How did they find someone so nice? I can’t believe the whole world isn’t jaded about The Bachelor and just in it so they can get paid to make club appearances.

Bautista had some good quotes about his effect on Rogers’s share price:

Dear Coco,

Heck yeah! Just like when my Dad was in the Navy—the off-limits places in port were the first ones you’d hit on liberty!

+1 for Macduff, the real misogynist

MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DECENCY:

Interestingly enough, it still exists, just under a different name; and as you might expect, they still hate every film you like.

He’s lived in his Albany apartment

i’m sorry, what were you saying about the most pathetic moment in american politics, again?

The best part of this little gem is that he gives the stock definition of nouns, then lists three nouns in the manner one should list nouns (eh, basically), then says the nouns he just finished listing are not actually nouns.

I’m probably biased as an attorney, but I don’t think these things are as intuitive as you may believe. Employee manuals that lay out clear expectations of staff are always needed, IMHO.

I like her lacy bralette and panties, though. I’d like some of those.

Ten bucks says these two go to Burning Man.

UGGGGGGGH. Like I’m pretty sure everyone gets the whole “sex is good” thing, and the people with crazy sex hangups are NOT going to get any modicum of inspiration from hot young tan bohemians that lick each other and lay around in sand gardens. I would place money on the fact that they are not even a couple and are…