I threw up in my mouth a little...who am I kidding?!?!?!? It was a lot. And Sally Mustang....rilly?!?!?

Who has to fuck the goat?

that how I got involved in horse racing...my wife worked as an exercise rider and on breeding farms in Maryland, Texas, and Kentucky. So, we started are own farm....it will be great she said! $350,000 later....actually its a lot of fun (and agonizing at the same time)

I play basketball 3-4 times a week. I taught my wife to dribble, straight line drive layup, reverse layup, and shoot a fifteen footer so she could come with me when she wanted and play.

If you really love golf, you’ll be excited to get her on board with how great it is. I say this as someone engaged to a huge golf fan and, before meeting him, my stance was golf is a dumb sport for rich white people. He loved the sport and naturally over time taught me all about the history, how it works, why he loved…

That’s.. now how I read it. I read it as in the organization as a whole. He’s apologizing for multiple people, thus its grammatically accurate. Which makes more sense as the ball was seemingly dropped not just by him alone.

Jeez, didn’t you read the story? He was a former football player who once played football but no longer played football, and was well liked by the people who liked him! And those rapes he committed but maybe he didn’t? You weren’t there so who knows?

Greg, I think you’re a really good writer, but you definitely missed an opportunity to include a quote from Jordan Sargent on this.

Same with Kids in the Hall. Half the time they were dressed as women, but the joke was never the fact that they were dressed as women.

Yeah he sucks. But it’s OK, everything peak Stewart-era Daily Show was doing can be found elsewhere now—even if it’s not all in one place.

Only four commas? This, is why you comment on stories, and, don’t write them

I think certain guys donning drag have been amazing in doing so. Nick Kroll on Kroll Show with his Liz and Liz sketches was great, as he was lampooning the vapid air of Bravo reality shows. The Kids in the Hall guys were equally brilliant, regardless of which characters they were playing. And right now, Louie Anderson…

His guest-fawning is downright uncomfortable. I was no fan of Jay Leno because there was absolutely no edge to his comedy, and that’s OK. But I was a a decent Fallon fan. But Jesus Jumped Up Christ, he sticks his nose far up the butts of his guests.

When I was doing my internship at KRON, I interviewed him several times. Was always nice to 19 year old me and loved how he played. Legit bummed by this.

Phillips held the title for coolest stance and swing for a while there. RIP

Way, way back when I was starting out as a reporter, I did an post-college internship at the San Bernardino Sun, covering the Single-A Stampede. After their season ended, as a little bonus, they let me cover a couple of Anaheim Angels games, my first-ever MLB contests. After one game, I went to interview Phillips, who…

If Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain was the 1995 Seattle Mariners then Edgar Martinez’s game 5 double was its “Gold Soundz”. Discuss.

He was a really good, versatile player and an underrated hitter who walked a ton. But he always seemed really angry, and probably got ejected as much as any other player during his career. RIP.

Aw man... RIP Tony. Thank you for always being a reliable Rotisserie sleeper back in the day.

Got his autograph on an American League ball in Oakland when I was a kid. Thanks, Tony.