I’ve had my card returned in San Francisco for newer places where you’re signing on an iPad.

We’re calling Barbara Kruger a designer now? I suppose I shouldn’t read it as an insult, but calling a really successful woman artist a “designer” is bugging me.

The male Deadspin writers and I are certain that Hillary’s Goldman Sachs speeches would have led her administration to do the exact same thing.

When I was a kid we always got band-aids, aspirin, etc from the first aid office in the stadium. I assume you can still do that?

And the rhinos and pangolins and elephants think “why weren’t we born furry so we wouldn’t be hunted to extinction?”

My favorite is Tarte BB Tinted Treatment 12 hour primer.

This year I’ve started paying attention to how much ice dancers touch each other. They touch each other all. the. time. Even the ones where they’re not together anymore (like Hubbell & Donohue) or the guy is obviously gay, it must be part of the training to constantly touch, even in interviews.

or people who lived on canals needed a way to get around in the winter?

Maybe a narcissism-induced car accident?

Peter and Kitty Carruthers were brother and sister and skated pairs, so not sure what’s up with that headline.

That’s a Kelly.

I bet it’s also the corruption though, too. All the slimy people he hired are now eager to trade in their year of government access for a cushy private sector job.

THE FRENCH ARE BETTER!

you should be in prison. So many other types of booze work with diet Coke, why vodka?

Yeah, the new version is great. I don’t know if it’s better but they did a great job keeping it the show we all love.

ugh seriously? That’s a more historic bridge!

Nah, fuck em, burn it down. They do this all the time “look we’re putting a black person on the cover, look we’re using a real athlete, look a plus size model” and it’s still bullshit. If you want to call yourself Playboy, call yourself Playboy, but until then you’re still saying sports fandom is a straight male (and…

I think she dated Sam Waksal first and then Alexis did for much longer. It’s part of the whole ImClone thing where Martha went to prison.

Famous people have their own rules.

This stuff also happened at the Natasha/Pierre/Great Comet show, I was listening to the Broadway Backstory podcast about that and getting very upset for the actors.