My grocery store has a sign up saying all of their avocados are ripe and DO NOT TRY TO SQUEEZE THEM. I don’t believe them.

Remember how they used to insure actresses’ (and Mary Hart’s) legs for PR purposes? They should do that with Issa Rae’s smile. It is the most amazing smile.

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me for decades and I’m still surprised? Lionel Richie-Fresh Prince-Jethro Tull- Eric Clapton-Herbie Hancock how many out of touch awards over the years and we’re still expecting them to change? They’re not going to change. They will always vote for the most expensively engineered…

oh she didn’t even put the worst part of his apology:

I mean Denzel will already be there because he’s nominated, right? Let’s have him hand the award out and say he was last year’s winner for Fences. No one will mind.

Lawyers only though, right? Not staff.

You, like Matt Damon, should shut your mouth! She is a goddess.

i think that’s true, but there also needs to be a way for people who are wronged to stop letting the bad person affect them. For some people that’s forgiveness, for others it’s shunning or whatever. Maybe calling it letting go makes it easier?

according to CNN it’s not true.

And that the disagreement has lasted for ten years and multiple editors? It makes no sense.

Exactly.

I think you’ve solved it!

I don’t think anyone wants Katie Roiphe or those French women included in their wave, do they? To me the French women are just the older iteration of Ivanka Trump type “empowerment” self-proclaimed feminists, they’re not radical thought leaders.

I’ve always defined third-wavers as the ones who let legislatures erode our abortion rights so they could talk about how much they liked porn, but that’s probably not what you’re looking for.

There’s a really old blind item from the 90's about him pretending to be Michael Stipe’s boyfriend to shock people and instead the reaction was “oh cool, good for you.”

I was hoping we were leading up to my favorite thing Rich said, when he talks about watching straight porn and thinking how vaginas were “made for fucking.” I think about that all the time.

You know what we didn’t have ten years ago on Jezebel? Male commenters derailing on every article.

Desperately trying to be accepted as a Deadspin commenter and, when that didn’t work out, desperately trying to be accepted as a Jezebel commenter.

Yu Darvish is a really good name tho...