Oh of course not, I figured Julia Roberts would be her coworker or lawyer (the good white lady), not the white supremacist.The one that the white audience is supposed to identify with to feel better about themselves.The Emma Stone in the Help, not the Bryce Dallas Howard.

The white lady who is forever changed by her encounter with the forgiving black healer? Fuck this shit.

I’ve fucked plenty of losers, what’s one more?

I forgot about the 4400 and everyone who was on it! I think I only lasted a season but I did watch it. 

Mindy Kaling is in Ocean’s Eight and A Wrinkle In Time and working with Emma Thompson on something mysterious and likely very good. Tina Fey is also undoubtedly very busy.

Oh man I loved that Hardy Boys show.

I’m a Chidi/everyone shipper. I love him so much.

There was a time when people were calling her Sexy Spice. And Old Spice.

Hooray for clumpy spider lashes! I never understand these ads that say no clumps because I want clumps.

I call mine Mommy. Sorry.

Performers gonna perform.

Yes, please tell me (and all the women in the developing world who won’t have access to contraception) again how there’s no difference between Hillary and Trump!

That may be the ugliest fur I’ve ever seen.

Disagree, that Keanu “it was rewarding to work with intellectuals” bit she did was terrific. She’s at her best when she mocks other actresses.

https://www.discogs.com/Various-Senses-Working-Overtime-Circa-80/release/774651 and if so who paid to get that Sound song on there?

I was hoping this could be a Bernie-free zone (and fuck you, I was here yesterday!).

Well yay, site I always liked but then would get distracted from reading by crazy contrarian Slate headlines. Glad you’re here!

I feel like Selena Gomez should be with someone less druggy than the Weeknd. This is your concerned older lady announcement of the day.

I always like Uni Balls because I can say “like Hitler!” about them.

I guess I worry that CNN will deal with this by bending over backwards to make him like them, and not by doing what they should: trying harder to discredit him.