it’s the DH, and being stuck in the minors too long so he didn’t amass quite enough counting stats, and also not being a big guy on the Red Sox with a cute nickname.

I remember some interview where Carrie Fisher was discussing rumors about them being lesbians and she went into character as Penny whining about their sex life, it was awesome.

I’ve always believed the internet was invented for the obsessive collection and sharing of KLF artifacts. Right now there are heroes on Youtube digitizing old Bill Drummond tv appearances.

That looks realistic, NOT LIKE MS. CARTER’S!

yep, all I see when I look at that table is the bruises and cuts I would get on my legs. My coffee table is oval...

Please let me add to the fuck offs, you fucking concern troll.

Suddenly I’m very interested in this Billy Haisley character. 2046 doesn’t get nearly enough credit.

This is fucking outstanding, you rock Madeleine.

I thought maybe he was superrich but they’re saying his net worth is $4 million? Like how crappy is Reddit that a co-founder doesn’t have more than that?

I went to a wedding once where the food was make your own burritos. it was not cute. If the bride and groom were poor it would have been one thing, but they had tons of money and were just being dicks.

Is there a supercut of just the dirty parts of Sense8 somewhere? Because I had a very hard time caring about a lot of the characters but I did like the sex. I’m such a grownup.

Yeah, don’t blame Marco Rubio or Jeb Bush, who also could have beaten Trump. Don’t blame the racist and greedy morons who voted for Trump. Spend all your energy blaming the Democrat, it’s all her fault.

I’d say I’m sad there isn’t an “insanely popular Y.A. vampire pony series” but I’m thinking there probably is one, right?

Trump will lie no matter what you do (like how he says he won by a landslide and that the murder rate is the highest it’s ever been), so I wouldn’t worry about his tweets.

I’m guessing he dropped it on his toe a few frames later.

Like documentaries are the objective truth or something? They can be just as skewed, fake and sensationalistic as Real Housewives.

One thing we can all do is refuse to watch Celebrity Apprentice, now hosted by sexual harasser/housekeeper knocker-upper Arnold Schwarzenegger. If NBC gets terrible ratings, that’s a good thing, and that keeps money away from Trump.

Oh this totally makes up for Hillary losing, I’m fine now.

If a guy cheats, it’s because of his own shit, not anyone else’s.