Now that I’ve googled and found out she’s a 20 year old Canadian who presumably can demand wardrobe WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THAT OUTFIT? Here’s how you dress for a video on the beach:

She was there, they’re probably preparing a separate post bashing her.

Google Craig James to find out about the five hookers he killed, you mean?

I like you so much more than that HamNo.

Huh? San Francisco has always had money, since the Gold Rush. There were always bad neighborhoods, but there also have always been super fancy neighborhoods and Gettys and Stanfords.

Here’s my theory on the Olsens and their taste for older men: Men closer to their own ages have all this baggage from growing up with them on tv. Full House and the Olsen twins barely registered for those of us over a certain age (say 50), so they can date men that age and there’s no icky “I had a crush on you or…

I swear we’ve had this one before but somehow it reminded me of something I saw in college: an elderly lady throwing up and her husband rubbing her back gently while she did it. To me that was a picture of true love.

A woman who turned her game show appearance into a celebrity psychologist gig? It’s like she inspired 21st century culture.

and the only guys who look hot in them would look just as hot in a shorter, cleaner beard. Just because one hot, young guy in a scruffy beard pulls it off doesn’t mean you can pull it off it you’re not hot and young!

Anyone have lip primer recommendations for my wrinkly old lips? Prefer something without a taste.

The headline made me think this was going to be on Funny or Die.

It’s one of her nicer ones. Although they’re all nice. God you can tell how old I am by how much I like her suits.

Affinity is maybe more like the Little Stranger. That’s the one I think about the most and shiver. But I love all of them.

Some of us prefer to think of him as lead guy from Bring it on.

 I can’t believe his wife lets him out in those jeans.

How about the white, Southern motto:

Playing my rape victim card: I’ve been raped by a stranger in an alley. I’ve also had my boob grabbed by a guy in an elevator who was trying to hit on me, and a guy in a meeting touch my leg under the table, and a crazy homeless guy grab my crotch. I’m never going to tell you that being raped was better than those…

Was thinking last week how nobody ever brings up that shooting that happened when she was with Diddy. Not that I think she was responsible but it was interesting how she handled the whole thing.

Geez Megan, what a night you’re having. 3 Trump stories, 2 racisms. I hope you get celeb divorces or supermodel fights the rest of the week!