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Generally I don’t approve of diagnosing strangers with mental illness but boy it sure seems like a possibility here. And not everyone who’s athletically gifted is cut out to be pro athlete.

Also props to the advertiser who realized that buying banner ads on Jez was a good idea, because I actually tuned in live.

From the daming with faint praise department: they did both show more personality in this show than they did on the Bachelor. I was reminded that Ben is pretty likeable.

like where Jar Jar lives?

I don’t want to go anywhere where rape is OK. So yeah, nowhere to go, not even here.

No, the secret is he’s completely comfortable with gay men and he has to pretend he hates them to fit in with the GOP. He’s an upper class New Yorker in show business, he works with a ton of gay men every day. He’s probably more concerned with offending his homophobic base.

Today show appearances, Tonight show appearances, SNL, you know NBC has something.

Oh fuck you NBC, you’re the ones who foisted him on us in the first place, giving him legitimacy even when he was pulling his birther nonsense. You know they must have unaired footage of him in the Apprentice board room saying offensive things about women, where is that? The contestants said it happened and there’s

Damn, do I now have to have sympathy for Nancy O’Dell? I’ve hated her since she rejected Austin’s design on Project Runway season 1.

my favorite.

Anyone who starts that video with two ears and a heart will lose them by the second minute!

Maybe she can stare at her Oscar when she gets that feeling? That’s what I’d do.

Yeah but also fuck the aristocracy and fuck our fascination with aristocrats. I love Waugh but really can’t that be the end of it?

Do we still have to hear about Cal Ripken Jr? If we don’t have to hear about Cal Ripken anymore I might give them a chance. Or maybe I’ve been hypnotized by the sorceress who can make the smoke from her vape exhale from someone else’s mouth.

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I would like to be able to click on links without feeling like a sucker.

Fowl.

I would bet most straight white dudes aren’t even into it anymore. With the generation who were adults when the book and first movie came out it made sense, those folks were raised on Westerns. But nobody is anymore. Super Mario World would make more sense.

Yeah but why are the robots always naked when they’re being repaired? is that HBO trying to implicate the viewers in the violence?

I think this has happened in the past in San Francisco with both the City Attorney and the District Attorney.

Spelling Roosevelt that way hurts my heart.