Writer you otherwise love whose Twitter you can’t bear?

For those of us old enough to remember phone books it was a given that the people who only listed their first initials were women.

Maybe you need to write one, missy!

that sentence started out so well with the “concealed carry compensators.”

I’ve been reading rumors of Angie’s alcohol and drug abuse for years, I’m glad that things have shifted now and Brad’s the one with the problem.

I’ve started saying “tell that to a trans kid in North Carolina” to everyone who says that. Seems to shut them up for a minute at least!

This monarchic turn we’ve taken is not my idea of America.

Bah, One Fish Two Fish is the one.

so so so so good. And another one where they had to cut out huge sections of the book but still got the tone perfect.

Serves you right for not choosing the A’s. Watching the A’s teaches you how to cope with loss.

What I’ve gleaned over the years is that he’s a skeezy straight guy and the gay-seeming is independent of that? I remember someone being surprised he brought wholesome Julianne Hough to a party instead of his usual floozies. But who knows, he’s so odd he really could be into anything.

Yeah i hate when i can’t watch DWTS because there’s a terrible Republican on it. Hope he goes soon and it doesn’t end up like that Bristol Palin season.

From reading those Lainey blind items it seems like that Amanda Seyfried wedding could be fun if the various exes show up and make scenes.

Switch it out with Worth It instead.

yeah don’t feel special. I think if you’re followed by a main blog you’re getting all the sub-blogs, and maybe sub-blogs are rolling up to main blogs?

Just saying Tunes, over and over again. I will never stop laughing at that.

I’d watch a Wheels Ontario movie. And a PubLizity movie.

Yep.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Jason Mantzoukas with straight hair.

Does Rich Nichols think the US Soccer Federation is a branch of the government?