I though the point of the Harambe stuff was to be funny?

I’ve always liked this one, sad there’s not a live performance of it. Very pop but so am I.

Ben Affleck was drinking down by the river in his car and then returned with a dog?

We know which sucker was born her minute.

Great work, Clover!

I bet you’ve heard her on that Bang Bang (into your mouth) one. But my fave is Into You.

All the other kids will call him spooge..

I was at a party last week and people didn’t know about about the Ariana Grande being a baby thing, I was appalled.

Such fucking nonsense. But I’m OK with Smores being #1 frosted type.

I always worry about the San Jose Giants players, crazy expensive housing market for a high A team. I’ve always assumed they lived with local families?

I’m like “try having your first name mispronounced all the time.”

The Slot, I’d still like to not be gray here.

Late to this thread but I feel like you’ve all read my mind and I’m thrilled to be reading these posts. Seems like Jezebel is not nearly as loudly pro-porn as it used to be, some of the writers (Anna North?) who wrote about porn the most are gone now. Maybe it doesn’t generate the clicks anymore or maybe the editorial…

Ah, he’s the class of celeb where I’m surprised he hasn’t already been on DWTS.

You may be the worst person alive.

figures!

I would hope that regular haircuts would be part of the emasculation process. Because when they get that tail going in the back and the sideburns are all curly like that? yuk.

OH I HATE YOU! i got fucking Rachel Ray, where’s my Bon Appetit? I’m upper-middlebrow, not middle-middlebrow dammit.

yeah I’m not welcoming anyone until they submit at least three lentil recipes.

Move to San Francisco and be freezing in August (while crushing men).