As someone who was raped in Washington: I was dragged off the street by a guy who told me he had a gun and bashed my head into a door. They charged him 2nd degree. He’s still locked up so I don’t really care, but at the time it did make me wonder how much worse it had to be to get charged with 1st degree.

And what about the poor Korean family? So sad.

Select the text, copy and paste it into Word? Can millennials do anything for themselves?

Exhibit A vintage Project Runway:

IT IS SO BAD.

I’m followed by this blog, I think because I was one of the first people to ever comment here. I try to go through and star people here (unless they’re racist sexist fucks) when I have time. I’m not followed by all of them, for example I’m gray on the Slot.

I know, it always confused the hell out of me. And don’t get me started on where all those French protectorates are.

Demi has always had questionable taste in clothes.

Bobby, that Khloe emoji message is the best thing evah.

Are they mixing Ghana up with Guam? I mean I know people screw up with Guyana a lot but that’s not in Asia (and I don’t think Guam is either, but it’s closer?).

Because it’s a male pursuit, there’s a whole Wikipedia page waiting for you.

Maybe it’s Stockholm Syndrome but I hate Evan a lot more than I hate Chad.

I’m trying to understand who looks at a headline with the words Woke and Baby next to each other and then decides to write an angry comment.

It only takes one moment of weakness, and rich and powerful folks get so many offers. Not saying I excuse it, just saying I have low expectations.

I agree a picture is worth 1000 words but when I try to post one now on its own I always get a message about entering text.

You know I’ve managed to completely block him out and then someone mentions him or I think “who was Gore’s running mate?” and it’s like somebody jabbed me with a pin. I don’t miss that droopy dog.

Maybe infidelity has more to do with who the cheater is than the spouse?

so what is your gif posting magic? Did they give you a special no text dispensation?

Interesting. Even when he still had glasses?

you should be fired.