furious that this isn’t a picture of Nightmare Ant.

It’s like they let Joey Fatone be the lead singer. I don’t approve.

Really? Bulimics in training are encouraged to eat ice cream to make throwing up easier.

I don’t know, when I read accounts by people who “just drink a little less” they’re still spending an enormous amount of time and energy on waiting to drink, thinking about how much they’re drinking, trying to control the drinking. For those folks I wonder if cutting it out entirely wouldn’t be less exhausting. But…

WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED THE PART WHERE JOJO SAID SHE’D NEVER DONE YOGA BEFORE! WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT?

There was supposed to be a picture.

You’re only starred for the first paragraph, don’t want Randilyn coming after us.

Still not the worst.

I think one bitchy producer is enough, it was good that they didn’t keep Rachel in that role forever.

I liked the Canadian guy’s hierarchy of evil: Hitler>Mussolini>Trump>Bush. Oh and that Chad had lettuce hanging out of his mouth!

It’s just a bad headline, the tweet they’re referring to is fine does say “to clinch a major party nomination”. But I’m sure someone will find a way to blame Hillary for it.

i have a scarf with donkeys on it, that’s what I wear!

Yeah, whatevs, I’m still gonna be queen.

Stop trying to make “Djok” happen.

Not to victim blame but it is interesting how Marc Jacobs seems to bring out the crazies.

totes.

The more I think about it the more I’m convinced it will be somebody from the Olympics.

I’m thinking athlete, but imagine the internet meltdown if she started dating a black guy.

So you’re blaming a woman for making out with a guy who turned out to be a jerk?

I drove San Francisco to Portland with my mom and I promise you that trip is at least 9000 hours.