I’m so cool I liked the Grammys before they were televised...

but I do think she’s really working the Linda Evangelista lookalike thing this hairdo.

OK I SWITCHED TO WESTMINSTER AND I DID NOT KNOW THERE IS WEN FOR PETS.

Kicked out of the strip club for being over the top?

I never thought it would happen to me but yesterday I was listening to Hamilton while in my yard weeding and I started crying fat tears during Quiet Uptown and I had to go inside. I’m the worst.

So the whole show is just CBS cross-promotion? I hope we get a golfer in a Masters green jacket co-presenting with Charlie Rose.

I’m kinda depressed about the momentum for Kate Winslet. I thought Rooney Mara had a shot but Kate is winning everything. I mean I love Kate Winslet but spread the love around to crazy headband lady.

The trying to score points against Hillary because her husband cheated on her is really the lowest of the low. You know Maureen Dowd is one of those women with no women friends.

Everyone should watch the video at least once a year:

“We need the ultrasound to make sure it’s a human fetus in your womb and not just another one of them possums” you want an abortion because you know you will have a baby if you don’t! And I know this is just a barrier set up to reduce the total number of abortions and abortion providers but the logic of it has always…

Oh is it my reminder to listen to Kylie again? Time to listen to Kylie again!

When we were kids they always told us to stay away from the peacocks at the zoo because they would bite us but I don’t know if that was true.

Maybe there is no such thing as “naturally desire” other than sex (and even that’s not universal)? Maybe it’s all environment and society?

The loneliest I ever was when I lived in Seattle.

Oh no not hypnotized by gif syndrome again!

Somebody wants to be VP, doesn’t she? I hope she keeps traveling the country and falls into a sewer.

When she lost the Senate race in California she refused to concede for a really long time, even though she was losing 55%-45%. She’s mistaking delusion for strength.

Don’t you think they were probably gifts? Like when Valentino made a child sized version of one of Angelina’s purses for Zahara? I figure it’s just rich people giving each other stuff, keeping the luxury goods economy moving.

I prefer my Tom Hardy talkative, with a crazy accent. Like in that movie where he’s in the car the whole time. Why is the character Welsh? No reason, just Tom Hardy wanting to do an accent. Or whatever he’s saying in Peaky Blinders. Is that an historically accurate accent? Who knows, it’s Tom Hardy! Or Bane. I could…

boring bachelor wants boring wife, that’s the problem.