OK that’s what I was thinking! That water must be full of pig poop and they must hired someone to pick it up while filming!

Today a lady on my train was drafting an Oscar acceptance speech on her phone. I don’t know what was going on but she spelled Sam Mendes wrong.

it’s so good that it’s Seymour Butts.

did you go Esprit warehouse sales too? I had a black miniskirt from that I wore for a hundred years.

I could hang my collection of straw hats in the hallway but then I’d have to move the veils.

I forgot how young she is and I was like “how does Kelly not know that?” It was in every women’s magazine for ages.

sensual forms of the male pelvis and hips and a GIANT WIENER!

I liked this:

I look at those first pictures and think “is he saying his mom loves giving hand jobs?”

I KNEW I’d seen something about Rob being gay! Somehow I feel vindicated by the rumored sexual preference of a sock salesman.

I had Nike Cortezes in my youth. Somebody swiped them.

I voted Other and put in “yes, if it gets me followed on the Slot.”

Rupert’s all about the good taste.

I don’t think it was that, it was that there was an uproar around publishers and OJ making money off of it and it being completely distasteful. People started burning Judith Regan at the stake. Nobody minds the Goldmans getting money (except maybe OJ).

I like this one where they wear hats with their names on them:

I was thinking it’s the best she’s ever looked, not that that’s saying much!

don’t crop out Pete Campbell!

That texture of that fabric is gorgeous, I’d like to see it in a lighter color. Like seafoam maybe. The basics would say it looked like wadded up tissues but who cares.

It looked really good on TV I thought (what you thought I had a date Saturday night?)

People we had stretch fabrics in the 70's, I promise. We called them Tanya Tucker pants: