Oh come on, just because someone makes some shit up on Urban Dictionary doesn’t make it a real thing. I’m going to invent a sex act called the Betty Shooting Birds, where the guy smokes a cigarette, wears a blond wig and housecoat and ejaculates on his partner’s breasts and put it on Urban Dictionary and you’ll all…

That people will cheat in dance contests (I’m still mad about that, even though I know that lady is a better dancer than Olivia NJ, but how can she just barge in there and no one care).

Not that I’m dismissing this app, but I would bite the bullet about making friends with people at work if you really like them. Some of my closest friends are women I used to work with. People don’t stay in the same job forever.

Elle?

You can’t approve one post and think I’ll fall for that. I require a follow.

For what is a man profited, if he shall gain black text, and lose his own soul?

Since I’m gray on the Slot does that mean I don’t have to watch?

I would hope they get sued out of business except that means someone would have had to be damaged enough by their product to have a claim. Some of us remember toxic shock in the 80's and we don’t want women going through that again.

Whenever I read about poor immigrant women getting silicone injected directly into their butts I agree, but most of your anti-vaxxers come from a lot of privilege. Not sure if we can draw a straight line about class here.

I feel like it’s the new yuppie.

I feel dumb because i was sure I’d read blind items about Rob Kardashian being gay.

People look at me funny when I say I want to cover every surface in my home with wallpaper, why don’t they get it?

And what does Caitlyn think about bloggers?

I’m thinking of the top Amber Von Tussle wears at Tilted Acres in Hairspray, hard to find a good picture of it though.

Revenge baby?

A widely-released documentary would be a very good idea.

Him and Pete Carroll?

Using Schindler’s List as an example just shows how fucked up this whole thing is though. You’re using a Holocaust movie where Jews live as because a German helps them as representative of an era where millions of Jews died because Germans killed them. Same way that 12 Years a Slave, where someone is only a slave…

White person semi-derailing ahead: I guess my issue with biopics of performers is that the actor is never as good a performer as the original, so it almost always lessens them. Maybe if they never showed the performances themselves, but then who’s going to watch a Nicholas Brothers movie without dancing in it?

This news make me very happy.