I don’t think it’s very nice to make Mark write a divorce story when he’s still a newlywed!

I had always heard this was a historically bad industry for women: where men owned most of the agencies but women did all the work for very low pay and few benefits. Any info on whether that’s improved?

Yeah, I feel like the father has to be a married guy, so likely Vaughn.

Awww, my sex injury story is how I got my star back in the old days.

Wait, New Haven Prelingers?

that ring would look nice with this necklace also on sale from Madewell:

It’s so cute to drive impaired.

I said I’m a Charlotte and I got Rubio too. I’m guessing this quiz may not be scientific.

oh don’t worry, I will read it cover to cover.

the video is scaring me (spider-y and cancer, no thanks!) but I love him so much.

But let’s talk about middle-aged me and how yesterday I opened my mailbox and found a “Welcome to Teen Vogue” addressed to me.

I just don’t want any more eat the cake Anna Mae assery.

NO STUPID RAPS FROM HER HUSBAND PLS.

yay Mark! I’m so happy for you guys. I wish you decades more of happiness.

she’s not an ass, she’s a star.

Pretty sure Seventeen magazine told me to scoot across the floor on my butt in the early 80’s, so that one lasted a long time. The carpet burns were not so pleasant.

oh definitely. I’m interested in mentoring him.

Definitely Drake-adjacent!

well hello cutiepie (the one on the right, of course, not Mr. glowering bodyguard).

I must be pathetic because this situation sounds kinda fun to me.