I think those Red Mill people make one already.

I don’t wear the same glasses I wore eight years ago, why does appropriation Barbie?

Brains brains brains. I can pronounce brains so they must be good for me.

I’d post a cute picture of Jim Rash in one of his Dean costumes if the fucking Gawker picture editor worked.

I pressed play and started grinning at the first chord.

people do that with Roman Polanski all the time “the victim says she forgives him!”

Alouette Batteau is the best name ever.

Glitter IS always the answer.

I feel like an idiot because I just gave away a bell-sleeved jacket thinking “those bell sleeves can’t be coming back into fashion anytime soon, right? And I can’t be bothered to alter them” It wasn’t that long ago every jacket at Old Navy had them.

Also the button up skirt is super sexy, because people imagining unbuttoning it. So maybe you don’t want it for work but if you’re out on the prowl?

Not feeling heroin Bieber, John Legend is too short for those pants, and I’m too old for Tyga. Kill em all.

Hiya vulva!

I feel like anyone who didn’t know Hynde was awful just hasn’t been paying attention. She’s always said stuff like women play guitar as well as men because they don’t have penises. Cyndi Lauper went on about how disappointed she was in Chrissie Hynde years ago. She’s just an icky person and shouldn’t be included in…

Saying “this country needs to get its shit together” is also a way that gun-owning individuals absolve themselves and their families of responsibility for contributing to gun violence, though. If you’re buying guns you’re giving money to gun companies who fund all the lobbying against any form of gun control.

how much more often would we have to clean the toilet, I wonder. Or would it be cleaner if it filled with soapy water? hmm.

Literally.

you say that like it’s a bad thing. I hate sweeping.

Real fashionistas have front loaders, duh.

I don’t know what’s wrong with me but I think they look cute. And this, too:

Man wait until they get a load of that girl’s PowerPoint.