Food essentialists are the fucking worst. “that’s not pizza!” “that’s not guacamole!” shut up shut up. Food is what you make it, just like language.

Fucking know-nothing kids these days. Sit on my knee and let me tell you about the culture wars!

I think I could watch hours of Abigail Spencer calling people on their bullshit.

IT’S THE BEST. But I really love slow things and if you don’t it won’t be your bag.

I think it’s really important that the buyer’s realtor knows how much to offer and knows how to make sure your offer is accepted. I kinda feel like if you’ve gotten rejected from four houses, get another realtor who knows how much you need to bid to not get rejected, and who knows how to get accepted.

Coke still has the best designers out there, don’t they?

That reference to Janet’s billionaire husband made me feel shady toward Mariah, further evidence of Kara’s powers.

If you’re in an industry with regular conferences and vendors who call on you just pick one or more of those folks. There’s a guy I’ve had a crush on for 9 or 10 years now, occasionally we have reason to email each other, I see him maybe once or twice a year at a conference. And then there are hot sales guys who take…

Never mind his wife who drunk dials Anita Thomas, now that’s a dignified lady.

#notalljerseyites

They all look beautiful, but nothing like the girls from Jerseylicious.

wow, you showed him.

shows to go ya looks aren’t everything!

I think a social history of Amelia Earhart’s place as a lesbian signifier might make a good book.

Someone found a picture of my friend’s dog online and figured out that their puppies were littermates because they looked exactly alike. They ended up meeting the other dog and I guess it was really striking in person.

Hmm, I look nothing like my mom, but a whole lot like my dad. My sister looks like both parents, I really don’t. I think it helps when your parents look a lot alike to begin with.

Do not reply to assholes in the grays, folks. You can call them out by quoting them, just don’t click reply.

I’m so not used to seeing folks who accept criticism and change their behavior. Is this even the internet?