the nickel is the real problem! It is so big and dumb and Mr. educated-and-genteel-slave-impregnator would not be missed.

It really bugs me how everyone interprets Yoko’s conceptual art as drugs.

When I go to the Kindle page on the web browser for a book I bought it still looks like I can click Buy it now. so it’s good there’s that bar at the top saying I purchased it already. I like to waste money and need to be stopped.

this was before Brandi, and I know the difference!

Isn’t it good that Amazon keeps track of that shit for you? They’re missing sales opportunities, I have tried to buy the same book twice and they’ve stopped me.

But it’s just a bunch of class signifiers, isn’t it? Audrey Hepburn could do what she wanted because she always came off upper class. She’s the least plausible hick ever in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

what took you so long?

This was fantastic, thank you.

I bought a bottle of Fracas and the saleslady asked if I wanted to smell it. I said “I know what it smells like, it smells like my mom.” She doesn’t wear it anymore but that’s one of the ones I associate with her.

baller, and then he balled’er

yes, it was a very big deal at the time.

I think you should email kinja support and ask them why your comments don’t show up. If you are banned they should explain it to you.

People have no sense of history. How dare they dishonor the Bennifer engagement ring?

Kim with the practical outdoorsy shoes, natch.

A guy I knew told me that he knew he was a grownup when he hired a house cleaner.

Hey, how did you know I just bought a vintage Abercrombie scarf? Stalking or zeitgeist?

I really don’t get all these folks in the grays who think that they can tell that he wasn’t purposefully losing games and therefore it’s fine. Are they the same ones who can tell exactly when a player was on PEDs from his stats?

There’s a woman who just retired from my work who never learned that. She didn’t speak to me the last five years she worked here!

I have never been crazy about her work but I think she is a really cool person. “Fuck it. Be a grown-up.” is really good advice for the workplace and your personal life.

When you look at how many good actors have their worst performances in Star Wars prequels you do have to wonder about Lucas’ direction skills.