Huh? I thought everybody blamed Jar Jar.

My guess is they’re going to explain this away by saying “it was a test to see if the agents/actors were paying attention” like Van Halen’s excuse for having the brown M&M’s removed from their bowls of M&M’s. The reply to that should be “you could have required them to wear blue sweatshirts and also fuck off.”

I have a bunch and I am stealing that idea.

the whole article is about masturbation.

Ugh I hate when prequels do this (looking at you C3PO!).

Do we think this picture was originally developed for a story on Steve Jobs?

Sitting at work, rocking out with the Biebs...what has my life come to.

OK say what you will about Tyra and her egomania, but this is a good no-makeup selfie. Not like the ones most stars do where clearly they have stuff on.

I haven’t and I used to watch it all the time.

I guess I’d miss the random boxes of stuff I ordered online and forgot about showing up at my front door.

Keep track of how much you’re drinking! Most of my drinking fiascoes have come from situations where someone with a pitcher or wine bottle keeps refilling my glass before it’s empty and I don’t notice until I’m falling over. It’s far more difficult to get disastrously drunk when you have to get up and walk to the bar…

I think some of it is traveling but some of it is also maturity. When you’re in your 20’s you’re going to try out other styles. I’ve known people who traveled a lot in their late 30’s or early 40’s and I don’t think it’s changed their style upon return, because they were already set and six months without makeup…

If we put [sic] after every Jezebel or commenter error we’d wear out those bracket keys right quick.

Getty images has many more:

but what if your initials were CC or LV or GG or CC? Because I like having an entire company dedicated to making me monogrammed goods.

Hmmm, you don’t realize how amazing the Hermes bags are until you actually hold one and look at it. I have a vintage Kelly and it really is amazing of quality. Every hand-sewn stitch is perfect.

I feel like this story comes out around every eighteen months. It’s the heroin-is-purer-now-than-ever story of the 2000’s.

she did on the Daily Show last night, it was good.