Hey, some of us treasure our “never have to serve on a criminal jury” status!

remember when they did that whole guide on how to layer? Best magazine spread ever.

I tried to explain to someone why I was so sad when John Denver died, and basically it was “that’s the music that was always on in the car when someone’s mom was driving us somewhere.”

I’m imagining Michael Caine saying it full on cockney.

That’s nice you told him, because a couple times I’ve been out with a guy (work acquaintance or foaf) and realized halfway through that I didn’t know whether I was on a date or not. One time I almost got up and went to the bathroom just so I could call a friend and say “here is the situation, do you think I’m on a…

I think the music has taken a big dip since the first season, I wish T-Bone Burnett were back.

That’s totally me, too! “oh, he’s the one who couldn’t name ONE Julia Roberts movie, what a loser. ”

I love Todd singing the Hollywood Facts song... Nice. . . . Well it’s Hollywood facts and were going downtown, going to Inglewood now.

I choose to believe he was mocking someone, because he usually is.

Did they mix them up with other bbq staple food hot dogs? Because those are the right shape at least.

Maybe look up stereotype, there’s no personal experience exemption.

I’m going to remember this Ed Sheeran conversation the next time I feel bad for the writers here because the commenters are critical of them. But I’ll probably still feel bad.

I am intrigued by Ryan Gosling hating George Clooney. I thought no one hated George Clooney. I admire Ryan for his uniqueness (and his body and skillz).

you made that up, right?

I’m all about rich - or older - people asking for charitable donations in lieu of gifts. If I were to get married (HA!) that’s what I’d do because I have kitchenware I have not even used. Like I feel reluctant to call a housewarming party a housewarming party because I don’t want anyone bringing me gifts.

This guy’s all “look how secure I am in my masculinity and hotness to wear flowers on my head”

Seriously? That is so scummy. Fine to make have the kids watch the massacre in Mereen, but don’t expose them to a naked breast. I always suspected that’s why Season 4 of the Wire didn’t have nudity. Like they wanted to be able to show it to schoolkids so fine to leave in all of the violence, but eliminate the boobs.…

How crotchety mom can I be about all the Draft Kings ads?

Secret Clinical Strength Hypoallergenic Unscented. Who wants to smell deodorant?

Secret Clinical Strength Hypoallergenic Unscented. Who wants to smell deodorant?

Interesting, I bought one of the solids by accident and I hated it.

Interesting, I bought one of the solids by accident and I hated it.