You should get your own car and let your dad finally stop chauffeuring to record stores.

I have a theory that the quality of a Jack Black film is, more often than not, inversely proportional to the size of his role.

How terrible are record contracts? I always knew that they were basically indentured servitude, but Jesus Christ…

He certainly did not come off well. I wonder if we would ever have heard about the incident unless someone videotaped it.

I love it that one of WNE's final insults was to tout his formidable writing skills, considering each of his comments were so rambling and incoherent that they required multiple readings to decipher.

An Alice and Jillian show would be tight.
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At first, I thought the header pic was Betty Draper. I haven't seen Ms. Shipka in anything since Mad Men, but she looks much more grown up to me.

This needs more upvotes.

Haha. In his live roles, he plays one character with two modes: borderline-competent father figure, and frustrated/contrite.

Savage calls it pegging. I can't remember if that's the term BC used.

Always? We've only been around for a few hundred years.

Big Trouble had a fairly notable cast for its day: Tim Allen, Johnny Knoxville, Rene Russo, Zoey Deschannel, Patrick Warburton, Andy Richter, Tom Sizemore, Jason Lee, Janine Garafalo, Omar Epps, Sofia Vergara, Dennis Farina, Heavy D, Stanley Tucci, and the kid who played "The New Guy."

Absolutely. But there's a reason that Louis CK and George Carlin aren't really blasted for their standup bits concerning the n-word, and Michael Richards was essentially blackballed.

Yeah. It didn't get any traction because about 35% of voters agree with him. The other 12 most likely just hated Hillary.

I think I can help you out here, Pastafarian.

In my experience, they're not usually even people who go to church every Sunday—they're the type of people who like to make a big show of holding hands and praying when they're eating in a restaurant, but only actually go to church a few times a year.

Yeah. Bill Clinton gave a speech a while back (at the 2012 DNC, iirc) where he said that the upcoming election boiled down to whether you believed that society should be "we're all in this together," or "every man for himself."

You are a treasure.

She was definitely fighting an uphill battle.

As far as I can tell, Roy Blunt has a lifetime appointment.