Haha. It's your energy!

Derp seems to be, at best, a South Park-style-above-it-all bro who likes needling the libs.

For a large section of the population, it's not about right vs. wrong, and it's not about facts vs. lies.

Right? It's not that tackling sensitive issues can't be done well.

Can someone clever come up with a "Fabric of Our Lives" joke?

Missouri's politics can sometimes be depressing. Hell, McCaskill probably would've lost to Todd Akin if he had realized that all he needed to do to survive his moronic public statement in the current political climate is to double down on the crazy.

Right? If the right wing can love Nazis, why can't the left?

Exactly. Let those bleeding heart liberals in the deep south finally stop sucking the teat of hardworking decent northern folk.

King Kong is a fairy tale?

Same.

8 year olds?

Counterpoint: we're awesome and nobody else matters.

After Obama was elected, it was obvious that western society had put and end to racism.

As someone who was relatively young in the 90s, I'm not quite sure what you mean. Would you care to elaborate?

Not going to deny that the South Park guys are hilarious, but I think they've done us all a disservice with their "both sides are wrong," and douche vs. turd sandwich rhetoric. In my experience, it has encouraged a fair amount of selfishness disguised as indifference/enlightenment.

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Just googled Gary Johnson Lizard. So, thanks for that.

All phones will come pre-loaded with the game David Duke Nuke 'Em.

Whats a JonTron?

I always figured it was more like the second episode of Futurama.