overlysexualizedvelociraptor
OverlySexualizedVelociraptor
overlysexualizedvelociraptor

What happened to him?!He was the best part of that show!

I wasn’t going to ungray you because you are clearly out of your damn mind, but no, I truly do not think that my parents generation understands the realities of today. Sky rocketing tuition, home prices that are out of our reach and a scarce job market are not what my parents were dealing with in the 70s and 80s.

Jeeeeezus. They jus don’t get it. It sounds cliche I know, but our parents and generations before just do *not* understand. They don’t get work/life balance, they don’t get how fucking expensive everything is, they dot get that life is hard now. She was probably trying to be helpful but God, so infuriating.

That's like what I thought? But people were looking for you. *shrug* ok!

OT: are you the twinja? Feel like we've talked about this and you're not but people were asking the other night.

I have heard bee pollen (but in allergic to bees!) and also nettle root. And my office manager suggested a NETTY pot every morning and night but who has time for that.

Noooo I don't! I was just saying I'm relieved I don't! Oh grrrreeeaat

It didn’t really work in my favor. When I left at 18, I had the record for most write ups :)

YES. Omg just this week I forced my insurance to let me get an allergy test (I was taking 4 antihistamine’s a day) and just got the blood work back and my allergies are through the roof. Like normal amount is 0.34 and I was scoring 40.00, 55.00, and 75.00. And my immunoglobulin is 283! Normal is 134! Fuck allergies.

I love Fun’s Aim and Ignite when I'm cleaning because it's up tempo. And 90s -2000s R&B, any playlist on Google Play or Apple Musiv will do :)

Have you listened to Bitch Sesh?!?! You HAVE to! They go allll in on Shep and Landon (marble mouth they call her) and everyone. It's great.

I like flatbreads. So I do like cheap pillsbury (or whatever) pizza dough, roll it out, then do pesto and chick and cherry tomatoes, or BBQ sauce and chick and red onion... Rotisserie chickens are your friend! I buy one, quarter it up (maybe eat the skin because it's fucking crack) and then I have a breast or dark

I’m sorry. I know that there are relationships that can cast a shadow for a long time. Especially when that person makes you feel like you are less than. Pay no mind to “expectations” of where you should be at 31. You are where you are and that’s ok. I have every confidence that you are loveable, and I hate that some

Hi I live in California please mail me some water.

I was 14, and I had to interview to get a job at my dad’s movie theater. The people interviewing me I had known since I was like... 8? 10? And I totally broke down in tears. My dad didn’t prep me AT ALL and I didn't want to work there and they asked me what my biggest fault was and I just burst into tears. They were

Wow! That sounds like a wonderful self care day! Happy for you and also jealous and also have a yuuuuge bottle of champy I stole from my last job that I have to do something with.

That is horrible. I have my own mother issues, so I understand how difficult it is to speak up. I hope you treat yourself well after those conversations, and know what she says isn't true.

I don't think so, I think it's a normal accessory now. Plus it tells time, and you should always wear a watch to an interview!

8 million years, 5 years, same thing.

Yeah but I can def see Ryan in Ava’s face.