This is a thing of beauty and art and all that is good.

When it happens you are invited over!

8 million years ago I was engaged and he bought me an amethyst ring online that was GORGEOUS. I got sooo many compliments on it - I don’t know if any ring can ever compare. I’ve been a gemstone convert since then. :( I wish I kept it.... But it's probs bad juju right?

Just the other day I asked for an engagement jacuzzi.

Oh the FUCKING pink drink. I have one friend that is non stop with that plexus shit. Noooobody caressss!

Going from Alanis to Scarlett to Blake just screeaaams that prefers women who don’t....think too hard.

Same but then I remembered pasta is beige so she probably likes it.

Flour?! You have piqued my curiosity.

Yes, I have dishwater blonde hair at my roots and I really have to rub, so dark hair wouldn't work with white powdered products. However, when I use a spray, it looks super greasy.

I think it because it seems like it’s shampoo because it looks clean but it’s not.

That's exxxxxactly where my mind went.

You can pry my dry shampoo from my cold dead lazy shower hating hands.

I just don’t understand his need to punish her. Break up, sure. But he and the other woman just seem to be actively humiliating and hurting her and that I don't like to watch.

I can’t understand if he hated her or...is just really really stupid? I had my wedding canceled and that was humiliating and painful enough, I can’t imagine having everything published. Both Nick Young and the other woman (if reports are true) are being really heartless here. I feel bad for Iggy.

This girl I worked with was engaged (now married) to a...SEAL I wanna say? Maybe just Navy. ANYWAY. Their engagement pics were them naked wrapped in a huge amarican flag. It was also her desktop pic for like a year. Ick.

She's slated to be his chief of staff, yes? I mean, if hell freezes over.

I would be expecting a call from Trump’s people and a producer credit if I were you.

Please please please let's hope there's an open thread.

Happy 4th from San Diego!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

For pants I recommend Nordstrom Rack and New York and Company, Gap if they have sales (end of season). A gray, navy, and black. And then H&M has STUPID cheap blouses that stents just your basic boring stuff, plus cardigans for like, $12? Those are my go-to places.