Well as Canada is a part of North America I am in America. If you meant the United States of America then you have truly hurt my feelings. I guess I will have to go to the hospital and have my feeling checked, free of charge.

Name them Hamond and Clark and let people figure out which is the ladies and which is the mens

Beat me to it you magnificent bastard. Take your star

All of the suggestions are bad and the people who made them should feel bad for suggesting them.

Obligatory. 

I trust corporations to look out for the health of it’s workers as much as I trust Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein with my daughters virginity.

USA first world country with a third world health care system.

Do you like transmission work? Cause buying this is how you end up rebuilding transmissions. Over and Over again.

Cats always drag stuff you don’t want into your house.

I’ve heard they might bill him for the return flight. Hopefully they bill him for the return flight. 500 hotel rooms (that plane was bringing people home from Jamaica too) and everyone gets to line up for a punch. Maybe 2 if nobody is looking.

Take your star you magnificent bastard

If you don’t want to pay for it, you could just steal the SHO.

2.7L V6 Turbo - Ford Escape ST

Ask and you shall recieve

the future of an EV jaguar/land rover seems like a non-starter - but that has never hurt them in the past

Agreed.  Have domains that are porn specific.  Don’t want to see it, block it at the firewall level.   

Take your star for “quatrofolienflameblowupanello” you magnificent bastard 

Damnit. I want this. To me this thing is cooler then any 6+ figure car I’ve ever seen (in person or in print). I never felt bad that I couldn’t afford the latest Ferrari quatrofolienflameblowupanello or whatever but the want for this thing right here is emanating from deep within my loins.

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”