Get a Subaru Forester XT - Manual Available and mod car to your heart’s content. 

Cheerios and velocity stacks don’t mix. Ask me how I know!*

*I don’t really know.

I drive a full size 2011 truck with less than 200hp.  The 4.3L V-6 offers the fuel economy of a V-8 and the power of a 4 cylinder. 

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Trogdoor burnination

Then that makes you a dumb cunt.

2004 Subaru Forester XT is always the right answer

The Fast and the Fuhrerious

The Edge and Flex should swap names.

Think about this on a 2-week rotation. Mon to Thursday work 10 Hours - Off Friday to Tuesday (4 DAYS OFF) then work Tuesday to Friday then off for a normal weekend (2 DAYS OFF).

Patrick George - It’s ONE kid not a gaggle of children. Your wrong now take it back.

How about Deadpool watches the other superhero movies and cracks comments about them. Like MST3000 but with Deadpool. That I would watch

Yeah, it’s kinda cool. But not $13.7 cool.

USA third world health care with a Justice system rushing to catch up with it.

I will just be looking for the (D).

Ha. You’re just looking for the D. 

Maybe this? https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/cto/d/1962-gmc-suburban-carryall/6772853943.html

Look at all his majesty. Those peasants in their thatched roof cottages don’t stand a chance.

Famous last words. NEVER state the reliability of a vehicle 1/2 into a trip