Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

Black Republicans. White Thugs. Police arresting white people. North Carolina having an “ethnic intimidation law.” I’m getting dizzy. Dis tew much.

Fastest way to turn your S-10 into a S5.

If the driver gets into a collision it’d be a Tyrannosaurus wreck.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Seek help.

I’m confused. You talk about a beer truck accident, but all I see is Keystone Light.

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

The missile alert in Hawaii was caused by a Demon at full throttle.

So, Cosby needs people to show him the love? He wants people to applaud him, laugh at the same old jokes.

Because mountains and fun roads don’t exist everywhere and sometimes you have to drive hours upon hours to go somewhere that still doesn’t have any fun roads. That’s where a good couch car shines.

YOU SIR !!! get a star for that !!

The first thing the reporter said got me going.

the satire has been done several times, but this is a lost point. conservatives call on religion when they can pick specific parts to justify their financial larceny, but its really largely opposed to conservatism, thats why ayn rand was an aggressive anti-christian(and anti-theist in general), because Christianity,…

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

He still would have been found dead. Unfortunate but let’s blame the guy who killed himself. He is the one who parked there. I do not wish to speak ill of the dead I’m sure he was in pain but this is nothing more than an oversight.

Why an 18 year old Soldier in a war zone running on 70 hours of no sleep is held to a higher standard of skill, professionalism, and discipline than a police officer in Anytown USA is beyond me; and to think that 18 year old Soldier would be less competent than the officer if the roles were reversed is unfathomable.

I don’t care if he’s 80 years old, George Takei is perfect for this.