Build it and they will cum

I want paint with sparkles, I want bass boat levels of glitter in my next car !!!

Qanon warned us about the danger of groomers.

I needed tires for winter driving and I needed 14 inch tires.  It was snowing and the only ones in the local shop that day that would fit my car were Chinese black lion tires.  The compound is so hard the tires slide when I drive on any surface.  They skid on a shadow.  

The wheels are rad.

Two coments :

Have a star you magnificent bastard.

In fairness, a bicycle handles a lot differently than his Trans-Am.

You are a pussy magnet !!

Is that how you got your name?

No means No. Blaming the victim stating she should have known is a pile of BS. She could have known and the second she changes her mind it’s over. There is no point at which the word No or Stop is not to be acted upon to do just that.

On a dollar-per-pound or cubic foot basis, it’s hard to beat a used domestic minivan.

I’m thinking a aircraft carrier catapult and that little jet from James bonds - 1983's Octopussy

You’re damn right that Norway should be proud of their fjords, Slartibartfast won an award for them!

God damn it, this was a real missed opportunity to make a spirit called Captain Sloe Gin

Wow, they’re pretty quick to finger the neighbor for it, but I guess the evidence does point to him.

I think the former Prime Minister of Canada puts it best

I wanted to buy a specific new Fiesta ST that was listed on the dealership’s website. The sales guy REALLY wanted to sell me an eight year old Focus ST. Why? Who knows. Someone must have leaned on him hard to get rid of it.

I see a line of cars and I want to paint them Musou black.
With sparkles and sunlight both never to come back
I see people turn their heads and quickly gasp away
Like a starscape way, it just happens every day

My daughter broke her arm and it needed to be set. Total Cost $12 Parking and $52 for the cast (Upgraded to multi colored fiberglass).