What everyone needs to learn is that everyone driving faster than me is a maniac trying to get themselves and everyone else killed, and everyone driving slower than me is an idiot causing traffic.

You have no idea what you’re talking about, Barry!

I really hope AEW is successful, because my god do quality professional wrestlers need some alternative place to make a good living than under the senile shadow of Vince McMahon.

Most people who throw their controllers at the tv do it when they are angry about how badly they’re playing at that moment. I do it because I’m celebrating how good I am.

I love it. Yet When I throw my coffee mug like that after dominating a conference call, it’s an hr issue. I should have been a baseball pro.

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

Maybe they should look to the minor leagues.  I go to a bunch of Buffalo Bisons games, and they are very entertaining.  They’ve got a kid coming back, hellua hitter, really fun to watch.  Maybe the MLB could get some guys like him.

“Character coach” has a much nicer ring to it than “normal person with a conscience”.

I see what you’re getting at, but I’d never lick Tristan Thompson’s dick to spite my coworkers.

Even before the domestic assault stuff, his trade value was dwindling. His value is derived almost entirely from range: his arm strength is already shot and his offense has completely stagnated. He’s becoming Cesar Izturis with a little more pop and a lot more baggage.

What top flight free agent was going to sign in New Orleans before this? It’s all happening because their own pending top flight free agent who they drafted first overall made it clear that he wouldn’t stay.

I think that might have been more 90's dickhead HBK coming through. The rumor was that the feud was supposed to be a 3-match series, with Hogan winning the first one, and HBK getting his win back with the second. HBK was supposedly willing to put Hogan over in the rubber match, but Hogan short-circuited the whole…

I’m no fan of Ambrose, but even if you are unhappy with your position, at least be semi-professional as you make your way out the door.

Why does a shitty first point invalidate the others?

The only person who saw all this coming was Tony Romo. 

Popped this in the other article about this, but I’ll put it here too;

Ohhhh, look at the fancy guy spending $1.29 on jack rags. Use a sock, buddy. You’re going to do laundry anyway.

Yeah, listen, I’m all for an athlete dunking on some heckling rube on Twitter. That’s all in good fun. But you never full-scale engage in a multi-tweet showdown and you DEFINITELY do not do a Barstool-esk targeted harassment campaign against them.

He seems like an objectively awful individual. The type that knows what he’s doing is shitty, but feels he’s “right” and that makes it ok. That being “rational” and “logical” is more important than being a decent person. And that can’t see his stupid, shitty emotions are neither rational nor logical.

I think without Hogan Impact would still be the number 2 wrestling company in the country (instead of number 3 at best and maybe 4 or 5 behind MLW and Lucha Underground at this point). Hogan killed every bit of momentum the company had. Every home grown talent they had created was shoved aside and devalued in favor of…