What if he’s just not that great, and is instead the direct beneficiary of rule changes that emphasize offense and passing in particular?

Dad?

Rice is a shrewd choice for the only organization in America that tortures more people than the Bush administration.

People absolutely snort heroin, and no one from either the Jets or the Bills plays like they’re on cocaine.

You’re not my supervisor.

go fuck yourself

Well, it was either they air this or they air another Progressive commercial starring Flo. They chose the one that would upset fewer people

Dude has 'sham' right in his name. It's your own fault if he tricks you

What was wrong with it was Tony Siragusa.

Thankfully for those who hold things like a painted logo on a football field in such high regard, the grounds crew has since patched things up.

I used to love that one back in elementary school. I’d rush through math quizzes to get the first shot on playing this while everyone else was finishing up (there was only one computer in the classroom), until the teacher noticed that I was failing all of my math quizzes. 

Ah, I see, you’re watching a completely different video clip than everyone else.  Fair enough.

“though it definitely seems like Watt more stumbled than dove towards Ryan’s knee”

Either way, the larger question remains: you registered an account just for this? 

“Fuckin’ magnets. How do they work?”

Cue his dumbass sister......

Anyone else read the name in the headline as Bret Bielema and think “Oh god, what did he do?”

The fact that we’re all guilty is precisely why standing on a high horse is a stupid move. Deadspin commenters are every bit as vile and cruel as anything you’ll find on reddit or 4chan, which is precisely why it’s so hollow when everyone around here decides to get all righteous for a cause.

Charlotte Flair should be a superstar heel. She’s a terrible choice for a face.

That photo should get progressively redder.

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