Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

Adrian Peterson told reporters, “That was a new one for me. It was different.”

Portnoy got Van Talk cancelled when he insisted Barstool be included in the name of the show and when he paraded every content creator at barstool into Times Square to make a video that undeniably linked himself and the whole company with the TV show. I remember PFT, and to a lesser extent Katz, looked like they…

This is quite groan inducing. Spider-Man helps Yuri, and by extension the NYPD, not the NYPD specifically, she is the only one he trusts, and likewise, and she is the only one he is truly attempting to help. Hell, several times during gameplay he remarks about leaving the scene before the police show up because he’s…

Well, he’ll have to do the burger flipping because I no longer have hands.

Seriously, is there anything worse than the person who writes the text to their email in the subject line and leaves the rest blank?

Go feed animals at a zoo in South America if you are going to use language such as that

What the hell, Drew? The man just wants you to help you make a good burger! Don’t big time the guy.

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

Not sure which I would prefer to find in my backyard, a pit of vipers or the U of Maryland athletic department.

Look at this goddamn nightmare: The Eastern Snapping Turtle and Maryland native. (Yes it thinks Joe is Elite)

On the other hand “Dysfucntional Viper Pit” would make a good band name.

Constricting isn't everything, it's the only thing.

This comment covers everything that is wrong with the NCAA. 

On the one hand, this punishment seems a bit light. On the other hand, at least he didn’t let a couple of players get free tattoos. 

What a lucky turn of fortune that Meyer won’t have to miss any important conference games.

The towel was promptly DFA’d by Rizzo.

I can’t find the person who said this to source the quote, but someone pointed out that this picture of Incognito looks like Incognito’s forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to orally pleasure him. 

over the course of this offseason he’s retired, un-retired, had a meltdown at a gym, and gone after the Vikings after they dismissed reports that the team was interested in signing Incognito.

-urns